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There is an old chestnut joke doing about the memos exchanged between pilots and ground crews…
- Problem: Left main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left main tire - Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft. - Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit. - Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on backorder. - Problem: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
Solution: Cannot reproduce - Problem on ground.
- Problem: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed. - Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: DME volume set to more believable level. - Problem: Suspected crack in windscreen.
Solution: Suspect you’re right. - Problem: Aircraft handles funny.
Solution: Warned Aircraft to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. - Problem: Radar hums.
Solution: Reprogrammed radar with words. - Problem: Mouse in cockpit.
Solution: Installed cat.
In programming it’s sometimes necessary to adopt the same attitude, viz don’t solve the problem, just silence the error message. Fortunately all error messages are enclosed in named divs so they can be silenced by editing the stylesheet.css of a wordpress theme;
.wpdberror {
display: none;
}
.error {
display: none;
}
The text will still be sent, but a brower will not display it.
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Wordpress K2 Google bomb
Published March 5th, 2006 in google bomb, wordpress, k2 and uncategorized. 0 Commentsfooter.php reads
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