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Ambrand
Ambrand is a blog about various things by people who know things. These people want you to know about these things, and it is to be hoped that after reading you will know, and this pleases us.
Ambrand which confusingly is also the nom-de-plume of the main writer, is ex-Navy SEAL, wealthy young man about town, and a professional David Hasselhoff impersonator*.
He is on the boards of several companies, is well known in society, belongs to all the leading social clubs, abd owns a 75 tonne cruising yacht. He spends a large portion of his personal wealth on the unreasonably high insurance charged by the ageist and sexist car insurance industry, and a LexisNexis subscription.
He keeps a large house near Cork City “a splendid building in the best part of town” (Keeneman, 2008), and a lodge in South Africa. Ambrand speaks English, French, and is resonably fluent in Afrikaans, which he is learning in order to appreciate the lyrics of Jim Reeves ’60s classics. Ambrand enjoys practising Afrikaans on his annual tour of the Commonwealth. Staying with Music Ambrand enjoys Joseph Locke, Henry Burr, Enrico Caruso, John McCormick, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin.
Oh yes,” she moaned, “yes yes yes”. Got your attention again? Good. I don’t know about you, but I was starting to nod off.. ok lets add a Tom Clancy-esque carchase to liven things up. The German engineered car speed through the Italianite alleys, the stocky passanger leant out the window to fire his Compact semiautomatic Smith & Wesson .45 ACP Chief’s Special (Model CS45), but before he could squeeze the trigger the target burst into flames; the intense fireball melting the ice sculpture radiating horizontal beads of water over the cobbled pavement. Unknown to the Lopez the sculpture contained metail stips which stung the Michelin run flat tyres releasing the thixotropic fluid.
Ambrand is the author of numerous books on financial advice, including the instant classic Cash Money, “the founding instance, and ultimate embodiement of literary excellence” (Chequebook Journalist, 2007), “a sterling work” (Envelope Journalist, 2006) , “the last word in financial planning” (The Human Fund, 2007), “the founding instance and ultimate embodiment of literary excellence” (Nonsuch Times, 2007). Ambrand has also co-authored the Courtroom thriller The Karloff Affair, “another page-turning classic from the author of our age” (Carver News Network, 2008), “this is it” (Persona non gratis, n.d.)
* Caveat: Some of the above may be true.
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