Archive for January, 2010

NameCheap.com convenient ‘errors’

Did you ever when you transfer a domain from one registrar to another it continues to appear in the control panel of the old/losing registrar?

I have many domains and my modus operadi is to login to the control panel of every registrar that I use once every quarter. I display the domains in order of expiration and then renew those I want to keep, and let the others drop.

I just visited NameCheap.com and did that, however… here is where it gets messy… I then logged into my other favourite registrar GoDaddy.com and some of the domain names I have their seemed familiar.

It turns out I had transferred them from NameCheap to GoDaddy last year. A WHOIS confirms that GoDaddy is the current registrar. So what were those names doing in the NameCheap.com control panel a year later? and if NameCheap.com don’t control those domains then did I just flush USD 9.99 or similar down the river?

I must contact NameCheap.com, but alas the catch with these registrars is their Support Departments are staffed by people who only have first names and never understand a question. Perhaps they are machines, they pick up on keywords, and fire back stock FAQs.

The best I can hope for is a refund, and not to change their systems going forward. But as a mere customer why should I worry about their systems, I only need to worry about my wallet.

Irish QUANGOs enjoy their monopolies

In the early years of the two thousands I needed to sit a Driving Test. At the time the Dept of Transport had a monopoly on driving tests. The waiting list was about 6 months long. The Dept hada monopoly, and they knew it. It was illegal to drive without a licence, and of course insurance (which followed), so they could have the list as long as they wanted and no one could do anything.

They weren’t quite the only show in town, there were stories on the grapevine of people travelling to the UK (Northern Ireland) to sit driving tests there. They could then convert their UK licences to Irish ones in a simple quick process - although there were other stories that people actually kept their UK licences as that was a way of avoiding Irish penalty points. I love peoples ingenuity!

Well times move on and now aparently the waiting time for a  driving test in Ireland is acceptable. Well, it must be, because you don’t hear about it anymore! At the time the Minsiter didn’t do or say much publically about the waiting list. Tests have since been farmed out to a QUANGO called the RSA, so should things get bad again he can say its “not my Dept”! This of course is why Ministers create QUANGOs.

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Another QUANGO has recently begun enjoying its monopolistic position in Ireland. It is called the National Car Testing Service - or NCT (mental note: never put the word Service in the name of an organistion, it’s redundant.

Now from the tim of it’s introduction it has been mandatory to have, and of course display (a seperate legal concept), a valid NCT cert. However, the reality was that some drivers ignored the NCT and only got one when they were about to sell their car as not having an NCT decreased the price.

However, things changed on the 1st May 2009. On that date five new offences for which penalty points can be given were introduced. Those include failure to have an NCT certificate or failure to rectify a fault indentified by the NCT.

When this was announceda lot of motorists became very anxious and the NCT switchboard became jammed with enquiries, and their website went down.

Three of the new offences carry a maximum sanction of five points (too many for a what we term a “passive crime”), including failing to have an NCT up to date, an offence for which there is currently also a fine of €1,500.

The five new categories will bring to 42 the total number of penalty point offences under the system, which was introduced under the Road Traffic Act in 2002.

Now, the NCT always has a monopoly, but now that customers have to take the test, they have stopped issuing reminder letters. The NCT is run by a private sector company, and as we know from textbooks the first goal of a private sector company is make maximum profits.

My NCT disc expires next week, and I can’t get an appointment for six weeks, should I drive my car without a disc? Before if you did at least you could have aletter up your slieve showing a booking date, but now you don’t even have that.

Whats next? needing a tax clearance cert to get an NCT?

and now for something from the 80s

Billy Ocean - When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going (1985)

I need a new job

In this period of fiscal rectitude we (the royal we) all have one eye on the jobs page.

I have a background in Geography so I was excited to see this position advertised today…

Research Vacancies
Post Doctoral Positions, NUIM, Ireland
Postdoctoral Research Fellow in Geovisual Analytics

The National Centre for Geocomputation at the National University of Ireland, Maynooth currently has a vacancy within the StratAG research programme, for a Postdoctoral Research Fellow in Geovisual Analytics.

are you lost already? heres more…

Example research topics:
- Geovisual analytics for movement data and spatio-temporal trajectories
- Knowledge discovery from large marine acoustic datasets with geovisual analytics
- Spatio-temporal data mining using spatial statistics and geovisual analytics
- Geovisual analytics for Infrared thermography
- Dimensionality reduction for spatial visualisation and visual knowledge discovery
- Other topics in Geovisual Analytics related to research in StratAG

I meetsome of the application critertia…

• be highly motivated to work in a rapidly evolving field,
• be personable and be able to work with a diverse group of researchers,
• be adaptable and able to handle a wide range of tasks.
• have the ability to perform, document and publish independent research

but I find myself deficient in the remainder

The successful candidate will:
• have, or be about to complete, a PhD in a relevant discipline: GIScience, geocomputation, geoinformatics, computer science, applied mathematics, spatial statistics, etc.
• have programming skills and the ability to develop software to support his/her research ideas

So, its back to the drawing board, when will the Public Service Recruitment Embargo end? Answers on a Postcard (scanned in, then OCR’ed then pasted into the comment box below please)

Sellers don’t make it hard for buyers

Unless you are selling gold at half price, then don’t make it hard for buyers to pay you.

In the Bricks and mortar world everyone knows this, but on the web some sellers aren’t testing the buyers experience or ‘eating their own dog food’.

I cannot count the number of times I have bought something on ebay from some slick seller who instead of using an ebay/paypal page - routes a buyer via some el cheapo shopping cart, where you can;t even press Next, Next, Next.

What prompted me to write this post was my recent dealings with Blacknight Solutions. I need to renew my .ie domains. So I log into their control panel. They have certainly tidied up their house in recent years there is now one control at http://cp.blacknight.ie.

So I login, wanting to press Next a few times and enter my Credit Card number, or pay by Paypal. But what I find it such a messy layout, so unusable, I now feel angry, this is like road rage, however, at least they are better than Register365, insofar as if I email Blacknight at least they will reply. Maybe if I posted Blacknight a cheque or cash someone there would do the necessary?

Do Politicians read the electoral register?

If I was a politician I would read through the electoral register for my area, or rather I would have one of my staff do so.

Why? well it might sound “political” (soc) but I don’t think I would reply to correspondence from non-constituents. After all why bother? they won’t be voting for me in the next election, they can’t!

I’ll now remove my tongue from my cheek and reveal I’m not serious, but I do believe this is what some politicians do. After all these days they must get so many emails they must have to have some system for weeding out the worthy ones from the unworthy. I imagine that Councillors don’t weed, as non Irish citizens can vote in local sections, so someone not on the electoral register could be registered, but surely TDs must check the register. I wouldn’t be surprise it there wasn’t a program to do it automatically. Possibly an add-on to Outlook, or some stand alone “case managment” software.

However I at least hope that politicians read their emails, because they reflect what the public are thinking. The public suggest ammendments to Acts, and silly red tape.

I imagine that the appointed Senators have no incentive to check the register, and perhaps that is why when I have had occasion to email politicians Senators rarely reply, TD’s usually do, and Councillors always do.

Registration of Business Names Act, 1963

Does anyone follow this act entirely?

Walk down any main street in Ireland and check if the name over the door is registered.
While I can understand Sole Traders not being familiar with the act, it is laughable that
a Limited company could think it can start trading as something other than its name and
not register a Business Name.

If I was a TD/Senator I’d reform the registration of Business Names and Companies and introduce
a PPS style system for all businesses. Whereby any business would have a “Business Number”.
I would mirror the Australian system.

Or would I? hmmm it certainly would be tidy, but it would be more red tape for business owners.
No, I would instead tackle this problem from another tack. I would pass the buck to banks, and
force them to not lodge cheques payable to other names to business owners accounts.

In that way Example Company t/a MadeUpName would soon realise is has to register MadeUpName
as an RBN.

Pitcairn

I first heard of Pitcairn Island in 2005. It is a fascinating place…

Situated at latitude 25º04’ South and longitude 130º06’ West, lies Pitcairn
Island. This geographic location places it in the Pacific Ocean, midway
between New Zealand and Chile, on the west coast of South America. There
are three associated islands, making up the Pitcairn Group; namely,
Henderson, Oeno and Ducie. The islands are widely scattered over several
hundred square miles of ocean. Only Pitcairn has any permanent population.
The closest inhabited neighbour some 300 miles to the north-west - the eastern most extremity of
French Polynesia.

Access to Pitcairn and its associated islands can be gained only by sea. Being
of volcanic origin, the Island has a steep, rocky shoreline and is not amenable
to port or harbour facilities. Visiting ships, including those bringing supplies,
must anchor off the Island and proceed ship-to-shore by way of the Island’s
long-boats. There are no facilities for any type of aircraft. In size, Pitcairn is
approximately 2½ miles long and 1 mile wide, covering 1100 acres. Fertile soil
and a favourable climate mean that a wide range of fruit and vegetables can be
grown.

The early history of the Island, since its discovery during the course of the
voyage of HMS Swallow in 1767 and subsequently being named after midshipman
Pitcairn, is comparatively well-known. Historical events relating to
Captain Bligh, Fletcher Christian, HMAV Bounty, the mutineers and their
settlement on Pitcairn Island have been the subject of numerous books,
commentaries and feature films for almost 200 years.

Pitcairn is a British overseas territory, or is it?

In THE PITCAIRN ISLANDS SUPREME COURT Trials No 1-55/2003 BETWEEN THE QUEEN (in her right as the Queen of the United Kingdom, which includes British Overseas Territories) AND 7 NAMED ACCUSED heard in November 2003 the question of soverignty was raised.

This appears on the surface to be a classic process of decolonisation. Inhabitants of the Island sought to sever their links with the mother country. However what makes Pitcairn unusual is their motives for doing so. It appears they were not ones of the right to self determination rather the desire for independence was to avoid prosecution.

In the above case the Public Defender conceded that the famous historic mutineers appear to have been British subjects by virtue of the circumstances of their birth. All nine on board the Bounty had allegedly committed the crimes of mutiny and piracy and, after their arrival, they committed the treasonable offence of burning a British ship of war.

Lets look at the judgement (emphasis added by this author). The research that went into this case must have been huge. I can imagine that Barristers spending hours in Libraries.Here is just a taste of the detail of the case.

[Mutiny] was an offence punishable by death, under the Naval
Dockyards Act 12 Geo III c.24. He argued that, because these men were
“fugitives from the laws of England”, and had sought out Pitcairn to enable
them to be out of reach of the British justice system, they had broken their
compact with the Sovereign and were no longer British citizens.

A parallel argument was also raised, that the crimes they allegedly committed
(in particular, treason), were so serious that a pardon from the Monarch would
have been out of the question. The bond of allegiance had been broken by that
defiant act of burning the ship. The Public Defender said that no British
subjects occupied the Island until Buffett, Evans and Nobbs took up residence
in Pitcairn in the 1820’s.

When the Royal Navy discovered, in 1814, that John Adams, the sole
surviving mutineer, was alive on Pitcairn, no action was taken to have him
returned and tried for the crime of treason. John Adams was never officially
pardoned. He remained liable to be tried for his crimes until his death, in 1829.

In reply, the Public Prosecutor submitted that the mutineers were British
subjects by birth, having been born in the United Kingdom, and remained so
until their respective deaths. When they arrived in 1790, Pitcairn was
uninhabited. He referred to Joyce, which clearly states that the commission of
a crime, even treason, does not preclude the Crown’s exercise of sovereignty
as the offender remains a British subject. The Public Prosecutor noted that
some of the other Bounty mutineers, located in Tahiti, and subsequently tried
were in fact pardoned.

Joyce is a House of Lords decision involving an American alien holding a
British passport. He was commonly referred to as “Lord Haw Haw”, as he
broadcast Nazi propaganda from Germany to Great Britain during World War
II. Joyce was convicted of high treason under the Treason Act 1351, and
sentenced to death. He appealed. The House of Lords unanimously held that an
alien living abroad holding a British passport enjoys the protection of the
Crown, providing he has not renounced this protection.

The accused on Pitcairn Island are holders of United Kingdom passports. The
Prosecution referred to His Lordship’s statement at 369 as relevant:
The terms of a passport are familiar. It is thus described by Lord Alverstone C.J.,
in R v Brailsford (I): “It is a document issued in the name of the sovereign on the
responsibility of a minister of the Crown to a named individual, intended to be
presented to the governments of foreign nations and to be used for that individual’s
protection as a British subject in foreign countries.”

But the possession of a passport by one who is not a British subject gives him
rights and imposes upon the sovereign obligations which would otherwise not be
given or imposed.

The Prosecutor submitted that the present inhabitants of Pitcairn are clearly
British subjects, owing to the mutineers remaining subjects of the British
Crown.

The Public Defender contended that the
mutineers’ children were not British subjects because their mothers were
Tahitian and their fathers were liable for the crime of treason (inter alia).
There were 24 children born to the mutineers and their Tahitian partners. No
children were born of the union of any of the Tahitian men and women on
Pitcairn. It is accepted that these 24 children, who survived their fathers,
formed the nucleus of all the Pitcairn Island population thereafter.
The Defender contend that, by virtue of s 2 of the statutes of IV Geo. 2 c.21 &
XIII Geo. 3. c.21, Pitcairn children lost their status as British subjects (if they
ever had it) and, therefore, so did their children, and so on. The reason for their
apparent loss of British status is that the children were born out of wedlock and
outside the realms of Great Britain. At law, illegitimate children took the
nationality of their mothers at birth, which in this case would have been
Tahitian. The mutineers and their descendants did not undergo naturalisation
procedures, nor did they become subjects by conquest.

On 12 October 2004, the Privy Council agreed to hear the case against British sovereignty on Pitcairn, If the Privy Council had ruled in favour of the islanders, the trial and its conclusions would have been deemed null and void. However they did not. So to this day Pitcairn remains British.

Newstalk

I finally managed to save the presets on my car Radio. So, suddenly I find myself listening to different stations. I really like Newstalk. I have yet to see anyone on air there, but OPera Lane is like a mini version of Mahon Point SC, viz a strip mall of womens clothes stores, so I’ not there much!

and now for something completely different…


Haddaway - What is Love?

This is a 1993 dance track by the singer Haddaway, popular with club DJs. It later experienced a revival as the song from the Saturday Night Live “Roxbury Guys” sketches, which were later made into the 1998 feature film A Night at the Roxbury.

The song peaked at #2 in the United Kingdom and Germany, but it reached #1 in thirteen other countries, all of them European or Asian. In the United States the song reached #11 on the Billboard Hot 100, and #12 in Australia. The song is currently the 62nd best-selling single of all time in Germany, and you could have guessed that it would be in that country as it has Eurodance sound.


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