Archive for June, 2006

The Private Security Authority

It is amazing how many Authorities the Irish Government is producing, each one is created by an Act, and regulates some sector, and charges a fee in course.
Most recently the Private Security Authority has been in the news, it was established by the The Private Security Services Act, 2004.

The website of the Authority sounds nice, and in principle it is easy to agree with its agenda

It is the aim of the Authority to use the statutory regulation and enforcement powers provided to it to introduce positive, fundamental change in the industry. Our purpose is to instil customer and public confidence in this multi-stranded, multi-faceted business with the introduction, control and management of a comprehensive, standard driven, licensing system for all individuals and companies involved in the industry and to do so in a manner that is sensitive to the needs of the market.

However, when one examines the real-life impacts the picture stops looking rosy. A party providing named security services is obliged to obtain a licence from the authority. There is a fee to be paid. Licences are divided into two categories

  • Contractors
  • Employees

A contractor pays an “Administration fee” of EUR 1,000 and a sectorial fee calculutated on their turnover and sector. Now remember the Authority is not some voluntary trade organisaiton, that one can ignore if it’s membership fees are too high, it is mandatory for Security providers to obtain licences.

There are some formailties necessary to get a licence also

  • Valid Tax Clearance Certificate
  • A Certificate of Incorporation (for companies) dated not earlier than 4 weeks before the date of the application
  • A Certificate of the Business Name where the trade or business name is not that of the beneficial owner of the business
  • Completed Criminality Checking Authorisation Form
  • Evidence of attainment of the required sector standard (I.S.999:2004 for Security Guarding, Door Supervisor companies &
    EN:50131:1997 for Installers of Intruder Alarms)

Wow? Lets look at the first one again “Valid Tax Clearance Certificate”, this has nothing to do with the Authorities aims as quoted earlier “…instil customer and public confidence in this multi-stranded, multi-faceted business with the introduction, control and management of a comprehensive, standard driven, licensing system for all individuals and companies involved in the industry and to do so in a manner that is sensitive to the needs of the market.” instead it is acting as a servant of the Revenue Commissioners, and incidentally recording peoples PPS numbers, and wow the Authority also provides a useful webform for snitchers, sounds like something from Communist Russia, and in conclusion remember that when a licence is required for something it can always be recinded, or refused if the issuing authority takes a dislike to the licenceee, how many “Private Investigators” will be refused a new licence if they snoop around something unpopular with the government of the day?
Now I’m not involved in the Security industry and I don’t mind about this Authority in particular my concern is over the increasing regulations in Irish life, lets use the term “over-regulation”, it seems that once a parliament exists it must keep making legislation!
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Pat Kenny’s Prominent Pay Packet

Ambrand Dot Com has learned that RTE Presenter Pat Kenny earns over some EUR 900,000 per annum. This places him as the highest earner within the state broadcaster. The figure comes after Kenny successfully negotiated a EUR 263,000 increase some months ago.
He presents a daily radio program “Today with Pat Kenny” and a weekly TV pro gramme “The Late Late Show”, the latter is notably the oldest running chat show in the world.
A quick vox pop run outside the Ambrand Dot Com office reveled that most were critical of Kenny talent; in particular his interview style, but overall criticism focused on the fact that as a state broadcaster the public were directly funding the broadcaster through the TV license fee, which many already see as unfair as they subscribe to private broadcaster Sky.
Pat Kenny

Balcony TV

Recorded Live from a Balcony overlooking Dame St, Dublin, Ireland BalconyTV is a novel concept with an equally impressive website, exuding a level of coolness that money simply can’t buy. Continue reading ‘Balcony TV’

Irish Voice Over Artists

It seems there are only a handful of voice over artists in Ireland. The same people are used again and again, like tinkers of old, they peddle different wares each week.


I’m referring to Radio Adverts here, and for the benefit of someback page hack who will likely plagarise this article in the future let me increase the chances of attribution by saying that yes I have done voice overs for radio adverts on an unnamed regional radio station, so I can speak (pun intended) on the issue with some authority. While can excuse the reuse of actors on cash hungry regional stations, the same cannot be said of the nationals. RTE’s Radio 1, 2FM, and Today FM all play over used voices. Of course there is nothing illegal about this, I am only presenting my opinion!


The big names are

If you heard any of these you would recognise them, well now you can put a name to the voices , visit their websites and listen to the samples. Be amazed as the oneupmanship driven generic domain names chosen.


Or for a broader spectrum visit an agency like Voice Bank where clips of my all time favourite Bosco Hogan can be found. Yes you might know him as the character Dr Michael Ryan from “Ballykissangel” (1996) [TV-Series 1996-2001]

Bosco Hogan
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UCC offers blogs for all students

University College Cork (UCC), the Alma Mater of Ambrand Dot Com, has enabled an option in SurgeMail that allows users to have a blog, or five of them to be precise. The URL will be in the form of http://student.ucc.ie/blogs/variable_goes_here


An admirable move to be sure, but one wonders why any student interested in blogging would use UCC as the host. While the scale of operations rules out college pre-”publication” censorship it does not rule out post-”publication” censorship . The Acceptable Usage Policy covers UCC in this regard viz

other than in the course of performing your duties, use computer or network resources to access or distribute inappropriate material, including material that is in any way pornographic, offensive, obscene, abusive, racist, libellous, defamatory or threatening


Plus one imagines that access to the admin page of the blog, which is via SurgeMail, would be denied after graduation. Empirical data suggests that a users webmail (and one can assume now their SurgeMail) username and password combination ceases to be accepted within one year after graduation. The learned will survive such disconnection by setting a global forward of email prior, but this offers little solution for blogging, where constant access to an admin page is necessary for editing.


The policy also allows the College to discipline offenders, and remember that unlike many hosts the College has power over students, a poorly worded blog post could affect ones degree!


One suspects the College only turned on the blog option in SurgeMail because

  • It was there
  • The extra content will results in increased inlinks and an increased page rank, useful when looking for new students, particularly international students - the most profitable.


More information can be found at

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SiliconRepublic.com

I previously wrote about some interesting .ie domains. Now SiliconRepublic.com (siliconrepublic publishing ltd is a for profit party) have written the same thing in an incorrectly named article “Allegations of cybersquatting on .ie domain” (it should be domain the .ie domain extension) They credit Brian Greene (a nice person) for having “brought to the attention of siliconrepublic.com in recent weeks” the domains “police.ie, british.ie, look.ie…” which were registered by Gabor Varga and Jozsef Petho.


Brian Greene only discovered bebo.ie, and says on his blog that

ambrand dot com found

* police.ie
* british.ie
* look.ie
* ipod.ie
* adidas.ie
* nike.ie

On SiliconRepublic’s contributors page it says that author of the article John Kennedy (who writes well like Bernie Goldbach viz X said, Y said, Z then said) specialises in “…scandal mongering…” so perhaps next time I write such a post I should send him an email so that he doesn’t quote a secondary source.


Now It’s not my intention to criticise any party in this instance, I’m trying to illustrate that if a blog would like more readers then it should let the fourth estate know about any posts before other bloggers are credited, on a mass scale that would be spamming, but if a blogger can network successfully with the estate, in social circles for example, then he/she could enjoy some publicity. This is not new by any means, for years the very Modus Operandi of Public Realtions Officers has been to do just that, so perhaps the offline world has some tricks to teach the blogger.

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What were movies like 80 years ago?

Well they were of course in black and white, but something often forgotten was their use of musical numbers in which the actors played a part, while this is laughable today as it is not realistic (people don’t burst into song and even if they did there wouldn’t be an orchestra playing from nowhere), one must remember that an objective of movies is to be entertaining, and indeed they were. Here is a nice tune from Hats Off (1936)

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Jimmy Stewart Impersonation


This guy, Brandon, is amazing, here he re-enacts a scene from Harvey (1950)
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David Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling


Yest he audio is cheesy, and yes the video is worse, but because it’s the Hoff it’s ok.
Hooked on a Feeling Lyrics
Ouga Chaka ouga! ….


I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don’t realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah


I’m hooked on a feeling,
I’m high on believing,
That your in love with me.


Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.


I got it bad for you girl,
But I don’t need a cure,
I’ll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we’re all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.


I’mmm, I’mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I’m high on believing that your in love with me.
All the good love, when we’re all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.


Ahaha I’m hooked on a feeling,
I’m high on believing,
That your in love with me.


I’m hooked on a feeling,
I’m high on believing,
That your in love with me.


I say I’m hooked on a feeling,
And I’m high on believing,
That your in love with me.
I’m hooked on a feeling.

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Official Languages Act 2003

Here at Ambrand Dot Com we enjoy reading acts, regulations, and parliamentary debates. Recently we cam across the Official Languages Act 2003. Given the title and year, the objective is obvious, viz to promote the Irish language.

The Act places a statutory obligation on departments of state and public bodies (but not the private sector) to make specific provision for the delivery of their services in a coherent fashion through a statutory planning framework, known as a “scheme”. This is agreed on a three-year renewable basis between the head of the body concerned and the Minister (for Community, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs).

This renewal process will be used to adjust observance with the mood of the era, promoting Irish while in vogue (as it is now) and quietly putting it on the back boiler (in the future).


The Act is of course lenghty but the key points are as follows

  • correspondence to be replied to in the language in which it was written (English or Irish) this will create some jobs in the civil service for Irish speakers
  • providing information to the public in the Irish language only, or in the both Irish and English languages (the former is worrying, it means that unpopular information could be provied in Irish only which few people would pay attention to)
  • The right of any person to use the Irish language before either House of the Oireachtas including any committee thereof (again unpopular infotmation could be read into the hansard and not understood even by many members of the house)
  • Publication of Acts simultaneously in both official languages (so translators must be employed)
  • The right of a person to be heard in and to the use Irish language in court proceedings (so translators must be employed, in a lower court this could be used as a stalling tactic while one is located)
  • the Irish language becomes the working language in its offices situated in the Gaeltacht areas (this could stop some cash strapped areas using the title as it can no longer be a token funds magnet)
  • The establishment of Oifig Choimisinéir na dTeangacha Oifigiúla to supervise and monitor the Act and to ensure that it is implemented, the Commissioner will be independent of political interference and will be appointed by the President (more costly bureaucracy, and the president will probably appoint “on the advice of” the Minister anyway, so it is political)
  • Official placenames in Gaeltacht areas being in the Irish language only and equal status being given to the Irish and English language versions of official placenames in other parts of the country (Dingle…)


Overall we do not like the Act, it’s not that we are “anti-irish (language)” but rather that it

  • wastes (our opinion) precious public funds
  • promotes something that the majority of the country don’t want

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