Archive for May, 2006

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”, “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”), “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”, “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.” “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

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Oscar Peterson Trio - West Side Story

I’ve always liked West Side Story, and I’ve always enjoyed playing the piano, so… It is no surprise that I really like this album. It features the songs: Something’s Coming, Somewhere, Jet Song, Tonight, Maria, I Feel Pretty, Reprise. Peterson almost makes the Piano speak, his imporvisational jazz works perfectly with the original Bernstein score. Interpretations of West Side Story have been tried before, notably Joshua Bell’s 20 minute West Side Story Suite, but Petersons central use of the Piano, and not grandiose strings, in place of vocals is beyond comparison.


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barcelona.eu domain dispute

TRAFFIC WEB HOLDING BV (”Traffic”) registered the domain barcelona.eu. Ajuntament de Barcelona (Barcelona City Council) appealed against the EURID registration.


THe registration was made prior to sunrise, and the registrant relied on their Benelux trademark, the form of the trade mark comprises the words “BARC & ELONA“, in blue and in a stylised upper case, the words being placed in between two parallel horizontal lines, each line being comprised of small red squares.

The spaces between the words can be removed, but what about the symbol “&” (the ampersand)? It could be read as BARCELONA, but it could also be read as BARCANDELONA.

Other Benelux marks for other European cities were lodged in a similar form by Traffic for many other European cities anc countries, such as AMST & ERDAM, ATH & ENS, BIRM & INGHAM etc and BEL & ARUS, BO & OSNIA etc.


Article 11 of Commission Regulation (EC) No 874/2004 says


Where the name for which prior rights are claimed contains special characters, spaces, or punctuations, these shall be eliminated entirely from the corresponding domain name, replaced with hypens, or, if possible rewritten… Special character and punctuations as referred to… include the following:…&…

So Traffic is cartainly entitled to register BARC-ELONA.EU, but what about BARCELONA.EU? Lets look again at Article 11, it says “…replaced with hypens, or, if possible rewritten” (my emphasis). So it seems that the latter is acceptable, the provision is ambiguous.


If the Article were construed to give an applicant an unfettered choice, it could lead to some surprising results. For example, the owner of a trademark for B&A&R&C&E&L&O&N&A could have chosen to use it as the basis of a sunrise application for BARCELONA.eu. The ARD though considers Prior Rights and concludes that Traffic should have rewritten their application as BARCANDELONA.

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Watch TV Online

Some US Networks are showing episodes of their prime times shows - such as Lost - on the web.


Unfortunately the streams are only accessible by US IPs.


But I found an independent site that has many shows, and It’s not one of the many rubbish “Watch TV online” sites that have broken links, or only has news channels, or only has a mixture of both, it actually has 24 and other prime time shows, and here it its name…


But there is something not quite right with the site. The streams, which are an impressive 90k/s come from an IP 39.99.0.68 which is an IANA Reserved address. On some programmes there are DOGs, suggesting that the creators of the respective shows do not endorse the service.

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WHOIS microsoft.com

I was recently wondering what the WHOIS query for microsoft.com would return


Checking server [whois.crsnic.net]
Whois Server: whois.crsnic.net
...
MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZ.IS.0WNED.AND.HAX0RED.BY.SUB7.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.SLAPPED.IN.THE.FACE.BY.MY.BLUE.VEINED.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WAREZ.AT.TOPLIST.GULLI.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.SMELLS.SIMPLECODES.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
MICROSOFT.COM.OHMYGODITBURNS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.LIVES.AT.SHAUNEWING.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.POWERED.BY.MIKLEFEDOROV.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.YEPPA.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.HOSTED.BY.ACTIVEDOMAINDNS.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.AS.COOL.AS.SIMPLECODES.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.IN.BED.WITH.CURTYV.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.FUCKING-BULLSHIT.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.MESS.TIMPORTER.CO.UK
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM.HUGHESMISSILES.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.GO.FUCK.ITSELF.AT.SECZY.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.ARE.GODDAMN.PIGFUCKERS.NET.NS-NOT-IN-SERVICE.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.AND.MINDSUCK.BOTH.SUCK.HUGE.ONES.AT.EXEGETE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM


Usually crsnic just acts as a redirector to the relevant registrar, for example a WHOIS query for google.com returns…


Checking server [whois.crsnic.net]
Checking server [whois.markmonitor.com]
[then the usual registrant details]

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Fine Gael outlines priorities

Fine Gael, lead by Enda Kenny T.D. has launched a poster campaign highlighting its plans on the issues of the day - health, crime, and the perennial waste of taxpayers money - here is a what their posters look like.

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ok a quikc parody (and I don’t have the exact font), so here is what they actually look like


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The ideas are sound, but can Fine Gael actuall do any better then the current crowd? Well I suppose that can only be discerned if they achieve a majority (or form a coalition with the next biggest compatible party) at the next general election.

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Jack Fina and His Orchestra

Jack Fina (1913 - 1970) was a bandleader, songwriter, and pianist.


Known as “The Ten Most Talented Fingers On Radio,” he joined Freddie Martin’s band in 1936 that and gained real fame, when he was featured on Martin’s famous recording of “Tonight We Love”.


After leaving Martin in 1946, Fina formed his own 16-piece band and his first appearance was at the Claremont Hotel “high atop the Oakland-Berekely Hills overlooking San Francisco Bay, just a few minutes drive from the city with the golden gate”.


The vocals were handled by Harry Prime and Gil Lewis. With good air time and good recordings, Fina became a national figure. Because of this, Fina appeared at the other top venues in the US, including the Waldorf-Astoria and the Aragon Ballroom.

He also appeared in several films, including Melody Time (1948) and Disc Jockey (1951). A noted songwriter, his credits included Dream Sonata (his theme song), Chango and Piano Portraits, examples of which can be found in the standard Jack Fina and His Orchestra (1949).


In the 1950s, he reduced the size of his band and settled in San Francisco. He also operated a talent agency called the Concerto Music & Entertainment Agency with his manager Al King. In the early 1960s, Fina led a small band at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where he remained for a successful eight years. It was also around the same time that he appeared, as a single, on Dick Sinclair’s television show.


Fina died on May 14, 1970 from a heart attack during an engagement at the Beverly Hills Hotel. He is buried at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, California.

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Free money 2006

Image of EUR 5 notes
Envelopes ready to go…

Would you like some free money? Of course you would. Well I’m offering you - the reader - a chance to win one of three actual brown envelopes containing a EUR 5 note.

How do I enter?
Just write a post over at your blog - and link to this url in the post as
http://www.ambrand.com/2006/05/15/free-money/

(no google bomb necessary!) The pingback will automagically act as your entry, it’ll appear here within 24 hours once moderated, should it not appear then you probably have disabled the feature, turn it on and try again! (wow using a pingback as a method of entering a competition, how innovative, you saw it here first.)

Why am I doing it?
Like every website I want to have as many visitors as possible, I could engage in SEO techniques or spend the budget of a small country on adwords, but really it’s an experiment.
I’ll see (inter alia)

  • How many blogs link to this post? (this will show how many real - not robot - readers I have)
  • How much will traffic increase?
  • How long will the surge last?

This sounds too good to be true, tell me more?

  • It’ll cost you nothing to enter - (unless you’re using dialup to edit your blog!)
  • I’m not asking for a postal address unless you win (so this isin’t a subtle mailing list generation exercise like most newspaper competitions!)
  • I’ll receive your entry by pingback (and not email, so you know I’m not making a mailing list!)
  • I’d appreciate if the receiver confirmed on their blog that the envelope did indeed contain cash, possibly with a photo, so future readers will know this wasn’t a joke.

Small print
Terms and conditions do apply: I’m not a transnational corporation with limitless funds, indeed I’m only spending EUR 15, plus postage. Your postal address can be in any country. The winner will be selected at random on Monday 22nd May 2006. I’ll email the winner at the address on their blog, and they must reply by 24th May 2006 with their postal address. If they don’t do so, then another winner will be selected. I won’t use your postal address for anything other then printing the envelope label. The blog name, URL, person name (if it is displayed on their blog) of the winners will be posted here, and with the city/town, state and country name portion only of their address. I reserve the right to cancel the competition, or end it early (No I don’t plan on doing that! but just in case). If you don’t want to enter I’d really like to know why.
Winners
It’s now 22nd May 2006 (the end of the competition). The winners are

I’ve emailled these folks, and they have until 24/05/06 to let me know their postal addresses, so I can address the envelopes. I was just going to use their firstnames, but in all cases they have their fullnames in the “public sphere” already on their blogs.

On 24/05/06 I posted the three envelopes
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How were the winners selected?
In keeping with the online nature of the competition I decided to use a random number generator, looking in google I quickly found one, and by editing the URL it was instructed to generate three numbers (or integers, to use the terminology) in the one to six range. It returned
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Conclusion

  • Amount of money was too low: Only six entered, no entrant went to the trouble of creating another fake blog for the purposes of entering twice, one winner had to be emailed twice to get an address, so I conclude that EUR 5 is not considered to be alot of money to internet users in 2006.
  • Currency was unattractive: The de facto currency of the internet is USD, not EUR. I think many visitors from outside the eurozone, especially those actually in the US, thought the bureau de change commission would deflate their prize beyond its already meagre amount, or perhaps they don’t know about bureaux de change.
  • It seemed “too good to be true” to some visitors: I received an email from one visitor asking if this was a joke, he/she didn’t believe I would actually send the money to the winners. Well, no it wasn’t a joke, I did actually post the envelopes, and yes they did contain EUR 5. It is hoped that the receipients will post an image them on their respective blogs.
  • Some people wouldn’t know a good deal if it was spelled out to them: I thought the post slug was a clincher, but it seems many bloggers are slow, I got one email that simply had the word “weird” in the subject and this URL in the title, so someone took the time to say that (and that is fine), but they never actually entered.
  • The Pingback: This is perhaps the most interesting observation. Many bloggers have this feature disabled, for example thedayshift, geistban. I found these from the referer logs. These were not entered in the competition, but bloggers really should enable pingback as they are losing incoming links (albeit nofollow ones)
  • Copycats: I use the term nicely, I hoped others would copy the idea! (of free money, not just free tickets or other goodies which is not as exciting). So far I found one Jason Roe looked for Hotel Accomodation in Cork (I recommend Jurys Inn Cork, Anderson’s Quay, Cork T 021 4943000 It is the nearest to the Bus Station and Train Station (indeed it has a line of sight to the former and the yard of the latter), as for the Aurport there is Bus Eireann service from there to the aforesaid Bus Station). Roe offered EUR 10 to the winner, and a EUR 5 to the runner up, so the outlay was the same.

Image of a EUR 5 note
Stock image of a EUR 5 note…

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DeValera vs Churchill

In his Victory in Europe Day radio broadcast (May, 1945), British Prime Minister Winston Churchill launched a strong attack on the Irish government’s policy of neutrality, while being careful to distinguish that from any criticism of the Irish people as a whole or of individual Irishmen.

De Valera’s reply, also in a radio broadcast, won widespread respect and praise in Ireland from even his staunchest opponents.

Churchill said

…if it had not been for the loyalty and friendship of Northern Ireland we should have been forced to come to close quarters with Mr. de Valera or perish forever from the earth. However, with a restraint and poise to which, I say, history will find few parallels, we never laid a violent hand upon them, which at times would have been quite easy and quite natural, and left the de Valera Government to frolic with the German and later with the Japanese representatives to their heart’s content…

DeValera then said (realaudio)

…Certain newspapers have been very persistent in looking for my answer to Mr. Churchill’s recent broadcast. I know the kind of answer I am expected to make. I know the answer that first springs to the lips of every man of Irish blood who heard or read that speech, no matter in what circumstances or in what part of the world he found himself.

I know the reply I would have given a quarter of a century ago. But I have deliberately decided that that is not the reply I shall make tonight. I shall strive not to be guilty of adding any fuel to the flames of hatred and passion which, if continued to be fed, promise to burn up whatever is left by the war of decent human feeling in Europe.

Allowances can be made for Mr. Churchill’s statement, however unworthy, in the first flush of his victory. No such excuse could be found for me in this quieter atmosphere. There are, however some things which it is my duty to say, some things which it is essential to say. I shall try to say them as dispassionately as I can.

Mr. Churchill makes it clear that, in certain circumstances, he would have violated our neutrality and that he would justify his action by Britain’s necessity. It seems strange to me that Mr. Churchill does not see that this, if accepted, would mean Britain’s necessity would become a moral code and that when this necessity became sufficiently great, other people’s rights were not to count.

It is quite true that other great Powers believe in this same code-in their own regard-and have behaved in accordance with it. That is precisely why we have the disastrous succession of wars-World War No. I and World War No. 2 and shall it be World War No. 3?

Surely Mr. Churchill must see that if his contention be admitted in our regard, a like justification can be framed for similar acts of aggression elsewhere and no small nation adjoining a great Power could ever hope to be permitted to go it own way in peace….

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Des O’Connor

Des O’Connor, perhaps best known for the TV programme “Des O’Connor Tonight” (1977-2002) and the aptly named “Today with Des and Mel (2002-present)”, was also a singer, he even toured with Buddy Holly and Lonnie Donegan.


His rendition of “I Pretend” (1968) is excellent, and “1-2-3 O’Leary” (1968), and “Dick-A-Dum-Dum” (King’s Road) (1969) but after that “I’ll Go On Hoping” (1970), “The Tips Of My Fingers” (1970), “The Skye Boat Song” (with Roger Whittaker) (1986) had as much appeal as a Eurovision entry, and O’Connor was the subject of a long-running, good humoured, skit by Morecambe and Wise. His most recent album “A Tribute to the Crooners” (2001) is admirable but overpriced.

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